Archive for the ‘WWE’ Category

Kings Reign Supreme?

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

The rumours have been doing the rounds for a few weeks now, and it seems that it is just a matter of time before they become a reality. Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli, (AKA: The Kings of Wrestling) are WWE bound. The latest information on this story is that both men will bypass development and be promoted to the main roster. Needless to say, we here at The Boston Crab are huge supporters of both men and have been saying for quite some time now that they should be brought into the big leagues. But how will both men be brought up? Will they come together as a team or will they be both on separate tracks? We believe that these two could lead the way for a revival of the tag team scene in the WWE, but it will take a lot of work.

Fans and critics have been speaking for years about the problems associated with the tag team division in the WWE, the number one complaint being that there really isn’t a tag team division at all. Over the past few years, the WWE Tag Team Titles have been used as more of a story line prop rather than showcasing tag-team wrestling. How many times have we seen two wrestlers who have been feuding end up winning the tag titles just to make people go “Oh but they are enemies that have to co-exist”?  Tag teams lately have been just random pairings of guys on the undercard who creative seem to have nothing for. It’s almost like someone from creative put random wrestler’s names on a dart board and threw darts at them to create teams and hoping for the best. Other times the tag team that wins the belt are just forgotten about or have no other tag team to battle against.

The WWE has had glitters of hope though. Every once in awhile they strike gold, such as John Morrison and The Miz. But the problem is that the WWE puts all their focus on one tag-team and makes it impossible for you to believe another team can beat them. So with The Kings of Wrestling making their debuts in the WWE by October at the latest according to latest reports, how can the team bring about a new age of tag-team wrestling in the WWE?

The WWE needs to start having solid tag teams that actually look like a team, such as The Usos. Give them similar trunks and gimmicks and you are on to the right track. There are plenty of guys on the roster who this can work with and other guys who are already paired together that just need to give slight changes to their image and it’s the easy part of the jobs done. A roster of The Kings of Wrestling, The Usos, Slater and Gabriel, McGillicutty and Harris, Rhodes and Dibiase, Hawkins and Ryder would make a great start to the division.

The most important thing for the WWE to do to ensure that their tag team division returns to its glory days is another simple one, but one that they keep messing up is this: keep your main event single wrestlers away from the tag team division. There is nothing worse for the image of a tag team than having John Cena or Randy Orton destroying them alone and without breaking a sweat. It makes those teams look incredibly weak and does nothing for the division. Gabe Sapolsky always believed that tag titles should always be made to look like an equal to a world title, as it is the only title that can be made look incredibly strong without taking away from the world title since they are in completely separate divisions and showcase a different style of wrestling.

If the WWE follows these then we could be looking at a new age for tag team wrestling. If they followed this with signing other successful tag teams on the independent scene such as The Briscoe Brothers, The American Wolves or The Young Bucks then we could once again see exciting tag team wrestling on our TV screens once again.

Seán Reid

Remembering The Macho Man

Sunday, May 29th, 2011

On May 20th, we lost one of the most influential wrestlers the world has ever seen. “The Macho Man” Randy Savage passed away after a tragic car accident in Florida, were he was rumoured to suffer a heart attack before colliding head on with a tree. His wife Lynn was also in the car but only suffered minor injuries. At the time of writing, toxicology reports have been ordered and we are awaiting the results.

Randy’s death has united the wrestling world, as companies both at home and abroad have begun to show their respect for one of the very best men to climb into the ring. Dublin Championship Wrestling recently had a ten bell salute to pay tribute to someone that touched each member of the roster in a different way. But why was Randy Savage such a poplar character and what made him stand out and be years ahead of his time?

Randy brought about a rare mixture of pure athletic skill and unparalleled show-man ship. Before he entered the ring, his entrance music of Pomp & Circumstance set the tone perfectly for him. Savage would enter with brightly coloured attire, with tassels hanging off from every possible spot, a large cowboy hat decorated with an over the top bandana and his large sunglasses and play up to everyone in the ring. He may have begun life as a cocky heel, but these antics made it impossible for the fans to boo him. And that level of respect was before he even opened his mouth or stepped into the ring.

Randy was a fine technical wrestler, but knew how to apply great complex moves without boring the crowd. He could make you care about every single move he did in the ring, which was a rarity for a technically gifted athlete. Before his time, there were two types of wrestlers; those who could make you care about their every word but wouldn’t not performing anything technically amazing and those who would performing dazzling moves but lack the ability to make the fans care about them. Savage was part of a very small, elite group that could combine the two without loosing any footing.

To pick a single highlight from Randy’s career is a very difficult task, because there are just so many. In the ring, he has been involved in some classic contests. He brought a very limited Ultimate Warrior to the best match of his career at Wrestlemania VII and somehow managed to hide all the failings of the overrated Warrior, wrestled a classic with his in ring equal Ric Flair at Wrestlemania VIII which saw Macho Man lift his second WWE Title in a match that was originally supposed to feature Hogan taking on Flair. But there at three moments which will truly stand the test of time in professional wrestling.

Macho Man’s first WWE title win was one of the most emotional in the history of the WWE. Randy was part of a 14 man tournament at Wrestlemania IV to crown a new champion that featured the very best the company had to offer. Savage had a hard time progressing to the finals, having to go through Butch Reed, Greg Valentine and The One Man Gang (Who lost via DQ after his manager Slick began to beat Savage with his cane) before facing Ted Dibiase who had received a buy to the finals and was a lot more fresh than the Macho Man. Randy was clearly exhausted but he someone manager to beat the odds and pin The Million Dollar Man to a huge reception from the crowd. The image of Randy hosting the love of his life and manager Miss Elizabeth onto his shoulders while holding the title is one of the greatest pictures in the history of the WWE.

But a year before, a heel Randy Savage entered Wrestlemania III as the Intercontinental Champion to face up against one of the worlds greatest babyfaces Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat in a match that is widely accepted as one of the greatest wrestling matches of all time, if not the greatest. The two men had a technically classic that featured reversal after reversal but also told a brilliant story of a man who has desperate to do anything to hold onto his title and a man who wanted revenge for the devastating injury that he suffered from the champion. Both men scripted the match down to a very fine detail before hand in a way that seemed unnatural as most wrestlers would call a lot of their match on the fly. But with both wrestlers sticking to a very tight script that they both worked on, it ensured that they stole the show from the highly publicised main event between Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant from what is considered one of the greatest Wrestlemania line ups of all time.

The final moment that will stand the test of time has nothing to do with wrestling, but still takes place within the ring and that has been imitated several times over but has never been topped; the in-ring wedding of Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth. It is something that wrestling fans, on paper, shouldn’t enjoy so much. But seeing Macho Man coming out in his all white ring gear, the ring becoming a stunning alter and the beautiful Miss Elizabeth coming out to the ring in her dress, it proved that wrestling is about more than just the in-ring talent. We as fans love and buy into the characters. We support them, watch them grow before our eyes and become invested in every part of their lives. The wedding made us all realise that a great wrestler doesn’t just leave us amazed at their in ring skill. They make us believe again, and that’s what Randy Savage did better than anyone before him, and ensures that his influence can be seen on any wrestler in the ring.

Thank you Randy for everything you have done. Rest in peace.

Seán Reid

Wrestlemania XXVII: Youth vs. Experience

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

Wrestlemania season is here once more, and with only a few short weeks left till the supposed “Grand-daddy of them all”, the developing card has come under a lot of scrutiny. Most notably, WWE has had to try and strike a balance between displaying sheer star power through big names and raising some of the younger wrestlers into important roles. This can easily be seen when we take a look at the main events which are going to be put on display.

Both the main championship matches (as they stand at time of writing) are going to pit a relative veteran of the current product against a newly ascended superstar. On the red brand, we will be getting John Cena going against The Miz for the WWE title and on the blue, we will see Edge facing Alberto Del Rio. This could perhaps be seen as proof that WWE has taken on board one of the biggest criticisms lobbied against it in recent times; that they no longer have the ability to truly create new top tier superstars. Here, we’ve got not one but two matches at the top of the most important card of the year with two relative newcomers to the title scene. And yet, how the show comes across on paper and how it actually is in reality paint two very different pictures.

Starting with Smackdown, we have Edge, who has been with the company for twelve years. He will be going against Alberto Del Rio who has only been wrestling on WWE television for nine months. Big difference. Del Rio’s rise has been meteoric, debuting with a lot of hype, a strong showing against big-names like Rey Mysterio, being given the rub in the Royal Rumble and wrestling on both Raw and Smackdown in recent weeks. It is obvious someone likes Del Rio, be it due to his charisma or his drawing power in Latin quarters.

And yet, he’s not really being given the chance to help carry the headline Smackdown feud. We are not getting a straight forward story detailing the conflict between Edge and Del Rio. Instead, Edge has been busy dealing with the firings and hiring of Vickie, Dolph Ziggler, Kelly Kelly, Drew McIntyre and Teddy Long, while Del Rio has had the threat of Christian looming over head. Yes, there have been confrontations between Del Rio and Edge but these have not really be the focus of the show in the way a headline Mania match should probably be. It could be argued that although Del Rio was given the chance to prove himself with his Rumble win, the powers-that-be don’t have enough faith in him to participate in a straight forward one on one storyline. Rather, we are presented with constant distractions and obstacles which separate the two as it appears both wrestlers are more interested in other problems and are only really fighting each other because it’s expected of them.

Whatever excuses can be made for the Smackdown brand, over on Raw, things are worse. It goes without saying that Miz’s title reign thus far has been something of a rollercoaster. While he has enjoyed strong showings in impressive matches against Daniel Bryan and John Morrison, he has struggled to beat a man twice his age in Jerry Lawler, and has yet to be given a real chance to prove himself with a win over Orton or Cena. It’s quite clear that the two top babyfaces of the company are set on a level well above all other prospect main eventers; no one is allowed to get an advantage over either for long. Easy examples for Cena include Miz, Nexus and Sheamus. All feuded with him and were meant to be serious threats. Yet none ever really got the upper hand on him. Even when Cena was forced to work for Nexus, he was shown to be fully in control of his own actions, and one does not even need to bring up the fiasco that was his “firing”…

The problem then lies in the fact that there is no one who really believes that The Miz can beat John Cena, especially with the “firing” of Alex Riley last week on Raw. The Miz has not been built up as someone capable of getting a win over John Cena in a fair fight. The Miz has not been built as someone who can beat a 61 year old commentator who wrestles three times a year in a fair fight. Meanwhile, John Cena has been portrayed as someone who can easily dispatch five men at once should he feel like it. Amazingly, The Miz, the heel of the story, is going into the match as the underdog, the champion in peril with the odds stacked against him!

And to top it all off, The Miz verses John Cena is not even the real story despite being the headline match for the “A-Show”. That privilege belongs to John Cena and The Rock. Now, I should state that I love The Rock. I marked like a little baby when he returned, I sang the catchphrases from my sofa and I laughed merrily when he admonished Michael Cole.  But it does not seem likely that The Rock will stick around past Wrestlemania, and it certainly does not look like he will engage in another wrestling contest. In other words, there is not going to be a solid pay-off for the war of words being waged between the two. As such, The Miz, the top champion in the business today, is playing second fiddle to a storyline which has no possible climatic conclusion. Yeah, Miz is main-eventing Wrestlemania, and that deserves admiration based on how far he’s come in recent times. But once again, the youthful superstar is not being given a chance to show he can hang in the upper echelons of WWE.

It may appear as if WWE has taken a leap forward in terms of booking and creating new superstars. But this is all for nought if when push comes to shove, you shove them aside to push established stars with only a short shelf-life left. The placement of fresh faces in the main events is for lip-service only, plain and simple.

David Dunne

WWE: The PG Debate

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

“Can we stop with the TV14 questions? (…)I’m not a guy who lives or dies by a TV rating but rather judges a wrestling, TV show by what I see in the ring headlined by high quality, physical wrestling action and not by the use of edgy language even though I do enjoy that too when effectively utilized.

- Jim Ross, 22nd Feb 2011

It’s very easy in this day and age to sit at a computer and moan about the wrestling industry. And since WWE reigns at the top of the wrestling hierarchy, they tend to become the target of a lot of hate, most of which can often be illogical. This is not to say that fans should not be allowed to complain about the aspects of a product they invest time and energy into. More that the annoyances which some fans, and in particular a contingency of online fans, express can often be misdirected.

Take WWE’s current status as a PG show as a prime example of something which has drawn the ire of a large portion of the internet wrestling community. For quite some time now, we have been reading and watching as people complain that the PG rating will be the death of the wrestling industry. However, it is our belief that the problems people attribute to the rating have nothing to do with the classification given to the show but rather with the weaknesses which exist in the current booking of the product; weaknesses which would likely exist regardless of a switch back to TV-14.

A bit of blood or swearing may add a little to a product, be it wrestling, television or movies. It makes it slightly more realistic and can add a grit to a storyline or a situation. However, blood and swearing should not make a product, and nor should it particularly break a product. A removal of such things should not be a huge determinate to a show, as the main focus of a show should be on providing strong storylines and credible characters. Especially in a wrestling show, credibility should be established via their in-ring actions and abilities as well as out of ring dialogues. However WWE, it can be argued, is failing to produce the results on either in or out of ring activities at this time, at least on a consistent basis.

Take John Cena for example, the personification of the PG rating and the main target of the internet critics attacks. It would be foolish to say that his character would not improve if he was given the chance to ditch the poopy jokes and revert back to the cutting edge character he portrayed on his rise to the top, and certainly in this regard, he is an example of a wrestler who would benefit from a TV-14 rating. However, his promos are only one reason people have a problem with his character. The other two major faults are his in-ring abilities (e.g. his punches) and the booking of him as a superman character. Neither of these faults would be addressed if WWE dropped the PG rating; if they were so inclined to book him as an unstoppable machine who refuses to sell anything, then a more mature rating would not change this. Nor would it help his ability to throw a punch; if Cena has not made the effort to make them more realistic now, there is nothing about a higher classification which would make a difference.

Some may clamour that the PG rating holds some wrestlers back, but again, that simply is not true. Dodgy yo-yo booking holds wrestlers back. The likes of Evan Bourne or Kofi Kingston do not need to start swearing to get over with the crowds. They need the chance to have a consistent push behind them. The likes of Jack Swagger, Sheamus or Alberto Del Rio do not need mature language to be hated; they can do that by building their credibility in the ring or getting stronger characterisations. However, sustained pushes are very much a rarity these days, as wrestlers are pushed into the main event suddenly and then dropped violently down the card two weeks later without a chance. Anyone under the main event struggles to even get a small story to provide their characters with some realism and thus fans have no reason to get behind them at all.

As far as blood is concerned, we are of the opinion that it can help a match every now and again. however, the real problem lies in the overuse of blood; does anyone care when Ric Flair bleeds anymore? Does it add anything to his matches? A little bit of blood on occasion can add a bit of drama but it should not be a substitute for strong work rates and a connection with the fans. The likes of Rey Mysterio can work crowds into frenzies with his underdog routine without the need for blood. As much as it can contribute to a story, it can also be a tool for lazy wrestlers who struggle to connect with the crowd and that can display a weakness in their abilities.

If people want realism, if people want characters that are believable, then swearing and blood will not help change the current problems, because the current problems are seeded far deeper than the rating. The booking department either will not or cannot provide stories for everyone. Few are given any time to develop and give fans the reasons to care, as time is dedicated to pushing two or three stories and ignoring everyone else. This is not PG’s fault. It’s the fault of poor writing. A change in classification may help a handful of wrestlers but it will not change the booking team’s flaws.

Dave Dunne

Luna Vachon Passes Away at 48

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Luna Vachon was found dead today in her mother’s home. She was staying there after a fire destroyed Vachon’s house and belongings, including all her wrestling memorabilia. She was 48. At the time of writing, there is no official cause of death.

Luna was born into the Vachon wrestling family and was managed by her father Paul Vachon. She began training from a young age under her aunt Vivian Vachon and later under WWE Hall of Famer The Fabulous Moolah. She made her debut in 1985 in Florida Championship Wrestling. Luna was well known for her extreme image. While other female wrestlers appeared in flashy gear and model-like hair, Luna had a mohawk, wore tribal makeup on her face and chains hanging from her gear.

She debuted in the WWE in 1992 as Shawn Michael’s new manager and began a feud with Sensational Sherri. She then began a programme with Bam Bam Bigelow before moving to ECW. She returned to the WWE in 1997 however she departed again in 2000 after becoming angry with the increased sexualisation of the women’s division. She went on to work the independent scene and worked as a tow-truck driver.

Luna was a much underrated wrestler and had the amazing ability to make anyone she faced look like a million dollars. It’s The Boston Crab’s view that Luna made an over-rated Sable into the star she became due to this ability. She once claimed that a good wrestler can fight a mop and make people believe that the mop was the next Hulk Hogan. Luna is survived by her two sons.

The entire crew at The Boston Crab send our deepest thoughts to her family. RIP.

“JUDAS!”-The IWC on Bryan Danielson and Tyler Black

Friday, August 20th, 2010

The Boston Crab has made it no secret that we are Bryan “Daniel Bryan” Danielson marks. That’s why this past Sunday all the crew here were emailing and texting each other like crazy when he made his triumphant return to the WWE at Summerslam as the 7th man on team WWE. Seeing him strap on a modified crossface and doing a suicide dive out of the ring, hanging with some of the WWE’s biggest names and doing a better job against NXT than most of them; well Jerry Lawler said it best when he said Daniel Bryan was a star that night.

The pop Bryan received was out of this world, as it was the last person to be expected making his way to the ring. Bryan has more independent dates to wrap up with, all the way into September, so we ruled him out as the 7th member of team WWE. As we have stated in the Podcast, that was the only thing stopping him in our minds, since there is no way Vince would let his future headline act risk injury on the independent scene. But thankfully Vince proved us wrong.

We couldn’t be happier for Bryan. He gets to live his dream of being a major act in the WWE and wrestle for millions of fans across the globe. It was the next logical step for his wrestling career since he has done everything there is to do on the independent scene and made a huge name for himself in Japan. Not many gaijin can say they won a major belt in Japan, but Bryan in an ex-GHC Lightweight Champion. While we are happy for him, it seems that a lot of fans of the independent scene are doing what they do best; complain and claim ownership.

Since he appeared again for the WWE, fans having been calling Bryan a “sell-out” and declared that he is being selfish for going back to the WWE. Pardon the pun, but this is clearly a case of the pot calling the kettle black. To bad-mouth a wrestler for moving onto bigger things and declare that he is abandoning them sounds even more selfish that what many fans are claiming Bryan is doing.

It seems that whenever any talent, no matter who they are, signs with the WWE, the bush-league fans will automatically turn on them and say that they are abandoning the smaller companies and could bring about the downfall of groups like ROH and PWG. Tyler Black is currently getting bad mouthed left right and centre since he signed with the WWE a few weeks ago, meaning he’ll have to leave ROH where he is the current world champion. There are even groups planning to boo the hell out of him when he makes his final appearances. “How dare he leave us, this will put the company other more strain” seems to be the main complaint from fans.

Yes. How dare he. How dare he take the chance to perform in front of millions of fans across the globe. How dare he follow the dream of most American wrestlers who hope to perform on the grandest stage of them all. How dare he make more money during a recession than he would if he stayed on the independent scene.

Seems stupid when it’s spelled out like that doesn’t it?

The fact is the independent scene is so vast and full of talent that no matter who leaves it, there will always be another name to fill the void. And chances are that name will also one day get the phone call to the WWE. The process will begin again and companies like ROH will still survive. The sooner a lot of the fans realise this and learn to be happy for those who get the call the better.

And for those who still believe that the big names on the independent scene leaving for the WWE is still a bad thing and they should never do it, we pose a question. Which is better? To watch Bryan, Tyler, Punk, Kaval or Bourne put on another match in a tiny hall that while critically acclaimed makes them little money and puts their bodies at major risk, or to watch their careers grow and see them at Wrestlemania and be able to share in an amazing moment with a wrestler you have watched grow?

Seán Reid

Jumping ship

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

At the height of the Monday Night War there was a constant guessing game amongst fans – “who will jump ship?” We saw it with Lex Luger and The Radicalz. And while TNA’s venture to Monday nights earlier this year was a catastrophic failure there is still the threat of WWE stars running down south. Even though it was a few months after his departure from the WWE, Jeff Hardy’s return to TNA was essentially jumping ship. Hell, even Kurt Angle did it. But this works both ways.

You’re more than likely aware of the recent drama with Samoa Joe’s suspension from TNA following the ending of his match with Hardy on Impact. It was a time limit draw with a ten count being administered at the match’s close. Outraged by this spoiling the finish Joe took his frustration out on a production team who were only doing their jobs. So, that’s why Samoa Joe isn’t on our TVs at the moment.

This frustration and lashing out, we can presume, was not meant for a dude on the production team but much rather aimed at his booking. For quite a while Joe has been in a limbo or sorts going all the way back to him being taken out by the Main Event Mafia. His ‘Nation of Violence’ was a booking failure and his subsequent re-emergence has been lukewarm despite his character returning to its old image.

This angst with management may very well lead to Samoa Joe taking his chances with McMahon and co. or at least returning to Ring Of Honor, where he made his name. It’s already happened. Christopher Daniels was blindly meandering in TNA so he took his dignity and returned to ROH.

Samoa Joe is a talent that TNA just can’t afford to lose. He’s “home-grown” in many regards, despite becoming a formidable figure in ROH long before joining TNA. That’s what TNA need to be pushing more so and to lose such a fan favourite will do untold damage, especially if he’s snapped up by WWE or just returns to the indies.

Another similar issue is bubbling with Desmond Wolfe, a man who also places his first real home in professional wrestling with ROH. Wolfe was originally signed by WWE but an injury dispelled those plans. TNA swooped in and catapulted him into a program with Kurt Angle which saw him go over the Olympic gold medalist on a few occasions. But now where is he? We haven’t seen our beloved toe-rag on TV quite so regularly. Internet and backstage rumours are detailing a poor attitude on his part that management are becoming increasingly annoyed with.

Despite not being “home-grown” in the same sense as Joe and certainly not as AJ, Desmond is a fresh face instead of former WWE guys and washed up messes (we’re looking at you Scott Hall). As mentioned, these are the guys to push.

It’s been mentioned here on The Boston Crab before as well as on our podcast that TNA has the best roster in the States. Sure, they have Angle, RVD and Hardy but these guys are anything but past it. However the real highlight is that their roster features AJ Styles, Motor City Machineguns, Beer Money, Kazarian… you get the idea. Furthermore they have talent that WWE completely dropped the ball on – The Pope, Mr Anderson, Matt Morgan. With a roster like that you must really ask what the hell Kevin Nash is still doing there.

But anyway, Samoa Joe and Desmond Wolfe should be mentioned in that last paragraph but the threat of their departure is very much real. They should be World title, main event figures. Of course there are attitude problems to be solved; those are Joe and Wolfe’s problems. But management is at fault too. As fans we’ll hope that both parties can resolve this as each has much to gain in a future should Samoa Joe and Desmond Wolfe still be in TNA. Don’t mess it up with these guys like you did with Daniels, TNA. Please.

Jonathan Keane

Lance Cade Passes Away at 29

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

We here at The Boston Crab have received news that Lance Cade passed away on the 13th of August at the young age of 29. Lance will be remembered as a tag-team wrestler in the WWE with his runs with Mark Jindrak and Trevor Murdoch. Cade was trained by Shawn Michaels along with fellow WWE alumni Brian “Spanky” Kendrick and Bryan Danielson. He was released by the WWE in 2008 during his involvement in the Shawn Michaels-Chris Jericho storyline. He was released after having a seizure from taking too many painkillers on a plane. The plane had to make an emergency landing in order to save his life which lead to his release from the WWE.

At the time of writing, there is no official cause of death, however Cade was reported to be ill and having difficulty breathing in the week before his passing. He leaves behind his wife, two daughters and their step-son. All of The Boston Crab’s crews thoughts are with Cade and his family. RIP.

Kane-World Heavyweight Champion

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Kane- Could he work as the champ?So it has finally happened, Kane has won the world heavyweight championship. After being a loyal member of the WWE roster for over a decade, Kane has become the man to beat. Of course, Kane can say he is a two time champion since he held the title for less than 24 hours back in 1998, but come on, this will be his first real run with the belt instead of using it as a prop.

Many critics and fans are divided on Kane as champion however, and it has been something that many people have spoken about over the past few years. We here at The Boston Crab believe that this run could have more positives than negatives, for both Kane and the fans. In a time where the Smackdown main-event scene is being affected by injuries, the WWE needs someone who won’t wreck their body and cause the belt to be jumped across again. While we would have preferred Jack Swagger to still be holding onto the gold, Kane is a perfect choice in his place.

Kane has always been over with the live crowd, and always receives one of the loudest pops. The main reason for this? Kids LOVE him, and the smart fans won’t crap on him like they do with Cena. Kane has never been presented as a technical wizard or someone who will put on 5-star classics; he is a big, dominant brawler, so it’s hard to fault him.

Yes, Kane hasn’t been the same since he lost his mask and shaved his head, but the character seems to always bring us interesting stories when the writers give him a chance. When he un-masked, it was great television. When the May 19th story began, Kane made interesting television once again. Now he is doing it again with his current ruthless monster role trying to figure out who took out The Undertaker. When he is given the ball, he rolls with it very well.

The only fear we have is that the storyline might make the title win an after-thought, since we are struggling to find a conclusive way of making it a part of the storyline. The only way we can see it happening is if Kane turns heel and announces that he took out ‘Taker, which we wouldn’t be against at all. But we won’t know for sure until this Friday night.

Kane isn’t the best guy in the ring, but since he has never lost the image of being a huge challenge for any man to face, it will make his title reign unpredictable in terms of length, which is something the WWE has been missing for quite some time now. Who can stop a man who has walked all over the Smackdown roster for the past few weeks? God only knows, but what we do know is that we are looking forward to Kane silencing his critics and enjoying his well deserved place at the top of the food chain.

Seán Reid



David Batista-MMA Superstar?

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

Is 'The Animal' ready for MMA?

If there was a second Brock Lesnar out there he would have made himself known by now. Lesnar is a giant of a man possessing the athletic virtues of a half god; he is as physically amazing as he is rare. By way of a successful freestyle wrestling base ( 106-5 record over a four year collegiate period, finishing NCAA runner up as a heavyweight in 1999 and champion the subsequent year) and his major genetic advantages he became the UFC heavyweight champion in a very short time period.

David Batista has a body fat level in the low single digit percentile and a lot of experience performing in front of big audiences. however, he is 41 years of age and has no serious athletic background (body building doesn’t count) or combat sport training other than the worked pageantry of professional wrestling.

Most followers of the sport are all to familiar with this kind of posturing from professional wrestlers, they threaten to cross over all the time and the ones who do seldom survive. However, if Batista has his head screwed on right, a tall order after multiple blows from a steel chair, he can do something most can’t in this sport: make money for minimum effort.

Take Bobby Lashley for instance, who recently fought a long past his prime Wes Sims in strike force. Lashley has been knocking off novelty sized heavyweights for a couple of years now and demanding top dollar for his exploits. Given the staggering drop off in talent between your average cruiser and heavyweights; it’s not unlikely that Mr. Batista can find himself matched up against some rotund punch bags and turn a quick dollar for his troubles.

For the record, it’s The Boston Crabs belief that Batista’s success in the WWE came directly from an incredible display of explosive power on all his power moves, the kind of snap and fast twitch force one might expect from an Olympic weightlifter. He might not be Brock Lesnar but we do believe the man can have his way with the sport provided he doesn’t bite off more than he can chew.

In a positive display of mental well being; when asked about the prospect of fighting Fedor Emelianenko he responded: “I want nothing to do with that guy.” I’m sure Fedor thinks the same.

Colm Ivers