Archive for August, 2010

Luna Vachon Passes Away at 48

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Luna Vachon was found dead today in her mother’s home. She was staying there after a fire destroyed Vachon’s house and belongings, including all her wrestling memorabilia. She was 48. At the time of writing, there is no official cause of death.

Luna was born into the Vachon wrestling family and was managed by her father Paul Vachon. She began training from a young age under her aunt Vivian Vachon and later under WWE Hall of Famer The Fabulous Moolah. She made her debut in 1985 in Florida Championship Wrestling. Luna was well known for her extreme image. While other female wrestlers appeared in flashy gear and model-like hair, Luna had a mohawk, wore tribal makeup on her face and chains hanging from her gear.

She debuted in the WWE in 1992 as Shawn Michael’s new manager and began a feud with Sensational Sherri. She then began a programme with Bam Bam Bigelow before moving to ECW. She returned to the WWE in 1997 however she departed again in 2000 after becoming angry with the increased sexualisation of the women’s division. She went on to work the independent scene and worked as a tow-truck driver.

Luna was a much underrated wrestler and had the amazing ability to make anyone she faced look like a million dollars. It’s The Boston Crab’s view that Luna made an over-rated Sable into the star she became due to this ability. She once claimed that a good wrestler can fight a mop and make people believe that the mop was the next Hulk Hogan. Luna is survived by her two sons.

The entire crew at The Boston Crab send our deepest thoughts to her family. RIP.

Things we learned from Bobby Lashley Vs. Chad Griggs

Friday, August 27th, 2010

1. Jon Shorle is dangerous and needs to be kept away from prize fighting.

Just a selection of comments from experts in the industry:

Sports Illustrated’s Josh Gross Tweeted his frustrations:

“Jimmy Lennon says referee Jon Schorle had seen enough. I’ve seen enough of Schorle. He’s never improved as a MMA ref. Ever. Awful.

Not that Lashley is some prize. He was dead tired at the end of the second. But the outcome was a direct result of incompetent officiating.”
Jordan Breen elaborates:

“If you’re a boxing fan, you’ll be dismayed to find out that Schorle, a Californian-based official now splitting time in Texas, was the referee who stood by while Vic Darchinyan beat Victor Burgos until he had a blood clot in his brain, resulting in emergency surgery and an induced coma following the bout. He was the third man in the ring for Vitali Klitschko beating hapless Corrie Sanders to a pulp. He oversaw the Erik Morales-Zahir Raheem bout — which he allowed to devolve into a clinch-filled slip-and-slide on a soaked canvas — as well as Joel Casamayor-Michael Katsidis, in which a thrilling bout was compromised by Schorle’s all-around inattentiveness. Schorle’s reputation is such that before the rubber match in his epic trilogy with Rafael Marquez, Israel Vazquez’s camp fought viciously and successfully to have Schorle removed as the bout’s referee and replaced with Pat Russell. These are just a few recent examples.”

“However, Schorle’s most infamous MMA moment came in the March 2006 quasi-snuff film that was Rob McCullough-Olaf Alfonso. Just moments into the second round, McCullough landed a crushing right cross that sent Alfonso’s mouthguard airborne. As the supine Olaf lay on the mat with a predatory foe above him, Schorle took a cursory glance at Alfonso’s eyes — which are glassy and googly even at his most lucid — and then walked across the cage to retrieve the mouthguard. McCullough took the chance to land three absolute killshots on the defenseless Alfonso, as the miserably out-of-position Schorle made a mad dash to stop McCullough from pureeing Olaf’s face.”

Don’t think that The Boston Crab intended this article to be a hit piece on Schorle, and don’t confuse our critique of the referee with an attack on the person. We bring up his prior bad acts to emphasize the question of how an official can get away with such consistently awful officiating in well-publicized debacles and not only be rewarded with plum assignments, but also remain unscathed and unnoticed by fans and media. Schorle is not just a liability as an official that we wanted to single out, but his position is symptomatic of larger problems with the discourse surrounding officiating in MMA — problems we’re all accessories to.

Bobby Lasley wasn’t robbed, he was badly gassed and though he was holding the top mount he wasn’t in any way close to stopping Griggs with the 30 seconds remaining in the second stanza.

However we’ll never know what would have happened in the third now and Lashley not only lost the fight as a direct result of Shorle’s inexplicable neutral restart, he was also very badly beaten by his opponent. Enough is enough, people need to stop employing this man.

The most infuriating part of the whole affair is how athletic commissions seem to take pleasure in denying the undeniable by standing up for their officials time after time.

“The referee felt there was a lull in action, and he had gotten them to their feet when he saw the cut, [The referee] had the doctor look at it, and then started the action again on their feet.”
-Susan Stanford, the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulations Public Information Officer

2. Both Lashley and Strikeforce have gone about this MMA thing wrong.

Lashley ahnialated Bob Sapp and Wes Sims in a matter of moments. While it looked impressive to the casual fan who doesn’t grasp how faded these men were, or any of the other casual journey men Lashley has pummled on his way to the middle: It does not doesn’t lend ring time.

We saw only recently with Shane Carwin what happens when a fighter relies on one trick and that trick runs out; instead of building on his skills and soaking up the combat minutes, Lashley chose to run through mediocre oppostition and rush his way to the big show, a myopic approach heralded by Strikeforce.

With 1:10 left on the clock Lashley posted his right leg in mount and was in perfect position to transition to an arm bar. Maybe if he’d fought a little smarter he’d have taken it.

The fact that the commentary booth had to make repeated reference to his WWE Championship should say it all; they raised a dud with no real heat or direction.

3. Bobby Lashley is not Brock Lesnar.

Brock Lesnar is a mountain of a man with a super human athletic pedigree; Bobby Lashley is an over inflated man with a good athletic pedigree.

Over the years some fighters have learned the hard way the difference between a fighters body and an action stars. See Mark Coleman, Phil Baroni and Mark Kerr for more on this. Lashley has over inflated muscles which do not lend themselves to either strength or fast twitch movement, they alo eat up a lot of oxygen. Like his early fights, Lashleys body is a testament to style over substance.

Who next for Lashley? Dave Batista, why the hell not.

Colm Ivers

Podcast Episode 6

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

With talk of Raw, Smackdown, a taster of the big news that’ll be hitting the Podcast soon and our world exclusive interview with Billy Gunn’s mistress, it’s The Boston Crab Podcast!

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Podcast Episode 5

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

With talk of Summerslam, Raw, Smarks annoying us, Billy Gunn being a naughty boy, Lance Cade passing away, Perlico being pricks and trying to destroy our Podcast and lots more, it’s The Boston Crab Podcast!

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“JUDAS!”-The IWC on Bryan Danielson and Tyler Black

Friday, August 20th, 2010

The Boston Crab has made it no secret that we are Bryan “Daniel Bryan” Danielson marks. That’s why this past Sunday all the crew here were emailing and texting each other like crazy when he made his triumphant return to the WWE at Summerslam as the 7th man on team WWE. Seeing him strap on a modified crossface and doing a suicide dive out of the ring, hanging with some of the WWE’s biggest names and doing a better job against NXT than most of them; well Jerry Lawler said it best when he said Daniel Bryan was a star that night.

The pop Bryan received was out of this world, as it was the last person to be expected making his way to the ring. Bryan has more independent dates to wrap up with, all the way into September, so we ruled him out as the 7th member of team WWE. As we have stated in the Podcast, that was the only thing stopping him in our minds, since there is no way Vince would let his future headline act risk injury on the independent scene. But thankfully Vince proved us wrong.

We couldn’t be happier for Bryan. He gets to live his dream of being a major act in the WWE and wrestle for millions of fans across the globe. It was the next logical step for his wrestling career since he has done everything there is to do on the independent scene and made a huge name for himself in Japan. Not many gaijin can say they won a major belt in Japan, but Bryan in an ex-GHC Lightweight Champion. While we are happy for him, it seems that a lot of fans of the independent scene are doing what they do best; complain and claim ownership.

Since he appeared again for the WWE, fans having been calling Bryan a “sell-out” and declared that he is being selfish for going back to the WWE. Pardon the pun, but this is clearly a case of the pot calling the kettle black. To bad-mouth a wrestler for moving onto bigger things and declare that he is abandoning them sounds even more selfish that what many fans are claiming Bryan is doing.

It seems that whenever any talent, no matter who they are, signs with the WWE, the bush-league fans will automatically turn on them and say that they are abandoning the smaller companies and could bring about the downfall of groups like ROH and PWG. Tyler Black is currently getting bad mouthed left right and centre since he signed with the WWE a few weeks ago, meaning he’ll have to leave ROH where he is the current world champion. There are even groups planning to boo the hell out of him when he makes his final appearances. “How dare he leave us, this will put the company other more strain” seems to be the main complaint from fans.

Yes. How dare he. How dare he take the chance to perform in front of millions of fans across the globe. How dare he follow the dream of most American wrestlers who hope to perform on the grandest stage of them all. How dare he make more money during a recession than he would if he stayed on the independent scene.

Seems stupid when it’s spelled out like that doesn’t it?

The fact is the independent scene is so vast and full of talent that no matter who leaves it, there will always be another name to fill the void. And chances are that name will also one day get the phone call to the WWE. The process will begin again and companies like ROH will still survive. The sooner a lot of the fans realise this and learn to be happy for those who get the call the better.

And for those who still believe that the big names on the independent scene leaving for the WWE is still a bad thing and they should never do it, we pose a question. Which is better? To watch Bryan, Tyler, Punk, Kaval or Bourne put on another match in a tiny hall that while critically acclaimed makes them little money and puts their bodies at major risk, or to watch their careers grow and see them at Wrestlemania and be able to share in an amazing moment with a wrestler you have watched grow?

Seán Reid

Jumping ship

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

At the height of the Monday Night War there was a constant guessing game amongst fans – “who will jump ship?” We saw it with Lex Luger and The Radicalz. And while TNA’s venture to Monday nights earlier this year was a catastrophic failure there is still the threat of WWE stars running down south. Even though it was a few months after his departure from the WWE, Jeff Hardy’s return to TNA was essentially jumping ship. Hell, even Kurt Angle did it. But this works both ways.

You’re more than likely aware of the recent drama with Samoa Joe’s suspension from TNA following the ending of his match with Hardy on Impact. It was a time limit draw with a ten count being administered at the match’s close. Outraged by this spoiling the finish Joe took his frustration out on a production team who were only doing their jobs. So, that’s why Samoa Joe isn’t on our TVs at the moment.

This frustration and lashing out, we can presume, was not meant for a dude on the production team but much rather aimed at his booking. For quite a while Joe has been in a limbo or sorts going all the way back to him being taken out by the Main Event Mafia. His ‘Nation of Violence’ was a booking failure and his subsequent re-emergence has been lukewarm despite his character returning to its old image.

This angst with management may very well lead to Samoa Joe taking his chances with McMahon and co. or at least returning to Ring Of Honor, where he made his name. It’s already happened. Christopher Daniels was blindly meandering in TNA so he took his dignity and returned to ROH.

Samoa Joe is a talent that TNA just can’t afford to lose. He’s “home-grown” in many regards, despite becoming a formidable figure in ROH long before joining TNA. That’s what TNA need to be pushing more so and to lose such a fan favourite will do untold damage, especially if he’s snapped up by WWE or just returns to the indies.

Another similar issue is bubbling with Desmond Wolfe, a man who also places his first real home in professional wrestling with ROH. Wolfe was originally signed by WWE but an injury dispelled those plans. TNA swooped in and catapulted him into a program with Kurt Angle which saw him go over the Olympic gold medalist on a few occasions. But now where is he? We haven’t seen our beloved toe-rag on TV quite so regularly. Internet and backstage rumours are detailing a poor attitude on his part that management are becoming increasingly annoyed with.

Despite not being “home-grown” in the same sense as Joe and certainly not as AJ, Desmond is a fresh face instead of former WWE guys and washed up messes (we’re looking at you Scott Hall). As mentioned, these are the guys to push.

It’s been mentioned here on The Boston Crab before as well as on our podcast that TNA has the best roster in the States. Sure, they have Angle, RVD and Hardy but these guys are anything but past it. However the real highlight is that their roster features AJ Styles, Motor City Machineguns, Beer Money, Kazarian… you get the idea. Furthermore they have talent that WWE completely dropped the ball on – The Pope, Mr Anderson, Matt Morgan. With a roster like that you must really ask what the hell Kevin Nash is still doing there.

But anyway, Samoa Joe and Desmond Wolfe should be mentioned in that last paragraph but the threat of their departure is very much real. They should be World title, main event figures. Of course there are attitude problems to be solved; those are Joe and Wolfe’s problems. But management is at fault too. As fans we’ll hope that both parties can resolve this as each has much to gain in a future should Samoa Joe and Desmond Wolfe still be in TNA. Don’t mess it up with these guys like you did with Daniels, TNA. Please.

Jonathan Keane

Podcast Number 4

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

With talk of TNA Hardcore Justice, looking at Raw, learning from Chris Benoit and why it’s OK to watch and still enjoy his matches, Tyler Black joining the WWE and Chikara being amazing, it’s The Boston Crab podcast!

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Lance Cade Passes Away at 29

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

We here at The Boston Crab have received news that Lance Cade passed away on the 13th of August at the young age of 29. Lance will be remembered as a tag-team wrestler in the WWE with his runs with Mark Jindrak and Trevor Murdoch. Cade was trained by Shawn Michaels along with fellow WWE alumni Brian “Spanky” Kendrick and Bryan Danielson. He was released by the WWE in 2008 during his involvement in the Shawn Michaels-Chris Jericho storyline. He was released after having a seizure from taking too many painkillers on a plane. The plane had to make an emergency landing in order to save his life which lead to his release from the WWE.

At the time of writing, there is no official cause of death, however Cade was reported to be ill and having difficulty breathing in the week before his passing. He leaves behind his wife, two daughters and their step-son. All of The Boston Crab’s crews thoughts are with Cade and his family. RIP.

Podcast Number 3

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

With discussion about Raw, Samoa Joe getting suspended, Kid Kash being in the crews bad books, The Iron Sheik being a God among men, using Chris Hero as an excuse for domestic violence, use of the penis in wrestling and lots more, it’s The Boston Crab Podcast!

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Podcast Number 2

Sunday, August 1st, 2010

With talk about this weeks Raw, Smackdown, TNA doing ECW, Bryan Danielson returning to the indies and Evan Bourne’s love for fingers, it’s the Boston Crabs weekly Podcast!

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